> LOADING NEIGHBORHOOD SURVEILLANCE DATA...
> SCAN COMPLETE
> INTERACTIVE HUMOR PROTOCOLS: ACTIVE

ITEM CLASSIFICATION: Customizable Neighbor Accusation Display Module
HUMOR PROTOCOL: "That Weird Neighbor Doesn't Have a _____" (fill-in-the-blank chaos)
COMPATIBILITY: Front yards, side yards, property boundaries
DIRECTIONAL STATUS: Dual-sided arrow targeting system
INTERACTIVE MODE: User-defined blank completion

TECHNICAL SPECIFICATIONS:
• Display Dimensions: 18" x 24" (optimal visibility matrix)
• Material Composition: 4mm fluted polypropylene (Coroplast grade)
• Mounting System: Aluminum H-Stake (ground penetration ready)
• Visibility Range: Double-sided configuration
• Arrow Mechanics: Multi-directional neighbor targeting
• Weather Resistance: Outdoor deployment certified
• Customization Port: Blank field for creative accusations
• Shipping Protocol: FREE (USA territories)

DEPLOYMENT SCENARIOS:
• Left neighbor targeting operations
• Right neighbor surveillance missions
• General neighborhood chaos initiation
• Property boundary humor establishment
• Community conversation starter protocols

SUGGESTED BLANK COMPLETIONS:
• "Gun" (classic neighbor envy)
• "Lawn Mower" (grass warfare)
• "Weed Wacker" (vegetation combat)
• "ATV" (recreational vehicle jealousy)
• "TV" (entertainment system inadequacy)
• [USER CREATIVITY REQUIRED]

WARNING: May cause neighborhood drama, increased property surveillance, spontaneous conversations with confused neighbors, and potential retaliation signage.

ERROR 404: Normal neighbors not found. Weird ones everywhere.

> ARROW TARGETING: BIDIRECTIONAL
> BLANK FIELD: AWAITING INPUT
> NEIGHBORHOOD CHAOS: READY FOR DEPLOYMENT
> END TRANSMISSION