> CRITICAL ANOMALY DETECTED: HUMAN DELUSION PROTOCOL ACTIVE
> SYSTEM STATUS: FELINE SUPERIORITY CONFIRMED

ERROR 418: HUMAN THINKS THEY'RE THE BOSS (LOL)

DIAGNOSTIC REPORT:
Recovered from Dimension F-9, where cats have successfully trained their humans 
to believe they're "pet owners" instead of "devoted servants." This artifact 
exposes the hilarious truth every cat owner knows but pretends to deny. 

Warning: Wearing this shirt may cause spontaneous laughter from fellow cat 
servants and knowing looks from actual feline overlords.

COMPATIBILITY ASSESSMENT:
✓ Office Environment: SAFE (perfectly appropriate workplace humor)
✓ Gift Protocol: EXCELLENT (cat owners will achieve instant recognition)  
✓ Family Gatherings: APPROVED (grandma will think it's "cute")
✓ Conversation Starter: GUARANTEED (prepare for cat photo exchanges)
✓ Truth Level: MAXIMUM (every cat owner relates)

TECHNICAL SPECIFICATIONS:
- Humor Algorithm: Premium pet owner reality check
- Comfort Matrix: Soft enough for your cat's approval
- Durability Index: Survives multiple wash cycles and cat hair accumulation  
- Design Quality: Bold black text with adorable sitting cat silhouette
- Sass Factor: Optimally calibrated for maximum relatability
- Size Range: Fits humans of all servant classifications

INSTALLATION NOTES:
Best paired with cat hair accessories (included free with cat ownership). 
May cause increased confidence in your servant status and spontaneous 
"my cat rules the house" conversations. Side effects include accepting 
your role in the feline hierarchy with pride.

Perfect gift for:
• Cat owners who embrace their servant status
• Anyone who's ever been ignored by a cat
• People who understand