> LOADING ANTI-DEPRESSION PROTOCOL...
> SCANNING INVENTORY... ARTIFACT LOCATED
> STATUS: READY FOR DEPLOYMENT


ARTIFACT_DESIGNATION: "Take That Depression" Combat Tee
POWER_LEVEL: Maximum Sass + Dapper Style
EFFECTIVENESS_RATING: 99.7% Mood Boost Guaranteed*


TECHNICAL_SPECIFICATIONS:
• Vintage-inspired rubber duck in formal Victorian attire
• Bold 3D typography delivers maximum impact messaging
• Customizable "DEPRESSION" text - personalize your battle cry
• Sleeve customization available - add your logo/text
• Premium comfort fabric for all-day confidence wear
• Free shipping across all US territories


DEPLOYMENT_NOTES:
Perfect for mental health advocates, therapy supporters,
humor enthusiasts, and anyone who believes laughter
is the best medicine. This dapper duck gentleman
reminds you that even the toughest battles can be
faced with style and a smile.


CUSTOMIZATION_PROTOCOLS:
- Replace "DEPRESSION" with your chosen battle word
- Add company logo or personal text to sleeves
- Minimum order: 15 units for bulk customization


> CONFIDENCE_BOOST: ACTIVATED
> WEIRD_FACTOR: MAXIMUM
> READY TO DEPLOY? Y/N


*Results may vary. Side effects include increased
confidence, spontaneous smiling, and compliments
from strangers.