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ITEM CLASSIFICATION: Compact Developer Logic Notebook
HUMOR PROTOCOL: JavaScript conditional friendship algorithm (portable edition)
COMPATIBILITY: Coding enthusiasts, geeks, and algorithm architects
STORAGE CAPACITY: Brilliant ideas, coding notes, and doodle subroutines
ADULT CONTENT WARNING: Contains explicit programming humor

EMBEDDED CODE SEQUENCE:
let Person = "name";
if (Person === "friend") {
  BuyPersonHDMICable();
} else if (Person === "boss") {
  console.log("Yes sir & gets coffee");
} else {
  console.log("Ignore person, I got shit to code");
}

TECHNICAL SPECIFICATIONS:
• Dimensions: 5.12" x 6.97" x 0.39" (optimal desk footprint)
• Size Classification: One size (universal programmer compatibility)
• Cover Design: Witty programming humor (smile-inducing protocols)
• Page Capacity: Multiple sheets (idea storage optimization)
• Portability Rating: Maximum mobility for coding sessions
• Content Rating: Adult humor (explicit programming language)
• Shipping Protocol: FREE (USA territories)
• Customization Subroutines: Available for business branding

DEPLOYMENT SCENARIOS:
• Late-night coding session documentation
• Meeting note-taking operations (while ignoring people)
• Brilliant idea capture missions
• Coffee shop programming expeditions
• Developer conference note-taking protocols
• Doodle-based stress relief subroutines

PROGRAMMER LOGIC FEATURES:
• Friend identification algorithms
• Boss appeasement protocols
• Stranger avoidance subroutines
• HDMI cable purchasing triggers
• Coffee acquisition commands
• Explicit coding humor integration

CONTENT WARNING:
• Adult programming humor present
• Explicit language in code comments
• Not suitable for corporate gift exchanges
• May cause HR department concerns

WARNING: May cause spontaneous code documentation, increased note-taking during meetings, and automatic friend requests from fellow programmers who appreciate honest coding humor.

ERROR 404: Clean programming humor not found. Real developer language only.

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> DOCUMENTATION READY: CONFIRMED
> ADULT HUMOR: ACKNOWLEDGED
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