> LOADING ROMANTIC PROTOCOLS...
> SCANNING DUAL-SIDED AFFECTION MATRIX...
> STATUS: DOUBLE CHARM DETECTED
█ ARTIFACT DESIGNATION: DUAL-SIDED KISS PROTOCOL TEE █
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> FRONT_DISPLAY: "I SNATCH KISSES" with mechanical hand apparatus
> REAR_DISPLAY: "AND VICE VERSA" with kiss-stealing contraption
> HUMOR_LEVEL: Maximum charm deployment
> WEIRDNESS_FACTOR: Perfectly calibrated
This extraordinary dual-sided artifact features intricate brass mechanical appendages engineered for optimal kiss-snatching operations. Victorian-era gears and clockwork mechanisms power both front and rear romantic subroutines, while crimson lip sensors ensure precision targeting from all angles.
▓ TECHNICAL SPECIFICATIONS ▓
• Premium comfort-grade fabric matrix
• Dual-sided print technology
• Machine washable (cold cycle recommended)
• Tumble dry low heat settings
• Pre-shrunk dimensional stability
> WARNING: May cause spontaneous smiling from multiple angles
> SIDE_EFFECTS: Double charm amplification detected
> COMPATIBILITY: All weirdness enthusiasts and romantic rebels
Perfect for gift protocols, conversation starters, and those who embrace their delightfully strange romantic algorithms. Whether coming or going, your charm offensive is fully operational.
> INITIATING CHECKOUT SEQUENCE...
> EMBRACE_THE_WEIRD.EXE LOADING...
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