> LOADING BUBBLE_PROTOCOL.EXE...
> STATUS: OPERATIONAL
> DIAGNOSTIC: HUMOR LEVELS AT MAXIMUM

ARTIFACT DESIGNATION: Bubble Generation Unit
DISCOVERY LOG: Found in the archives of a mad scientist's laboratory, this design features advanced bubble-making technology operated by an enthusiastic technician. WARNING: May cause uncontrollable laughter and spontaneous bubble production.
SYSTEM SPECS:

Premium comfort-grade fabric matrix
Reinforced humor algorithms
Compatible with all human operating systems
Guaranteed to generate smiles per wear cycle

> RECOMMENDED FOR: Gift protocols, conversation starters, bubble enthusiasts
> INSTALLATION: Simply wear and watch the magic happen
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