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ITEM CLASSIFICATION: Future-Rejected Statement Tee
HUMOR PROTOCOL: "TOO UGLY FOR THE FUTURE" - When dystopia has standards
COMPATIBILITY: Rebels, misfits, and cyberpunk rejects
LOGO STATUS: WEIRDTOO sleeve branding embedded
AESTHETIC MODE: Bad cyberpunk vibes engaged

TECHNICAL SPECIFICATIONS:
• Material Composition: Heavy cotton (premium rebellion-grade)
• Size Range: S-5XL (fits all future outcasts)
• Construction: No side seams (reduced waste protocols)
• Durability Matrix: Shoulder tape stabilization active
• Collar Type: Ribbed knit (elasticity subroutines)
• Print Surface: High-quality smooth fabric optimized
• Origin: Ethically manufactured in Nicaragua
• Safety Compliance: All regulations verified
• Shipping Protocol: FREE (USA territories)
• Customization Subroutines: Available for business branding

MAINTENANCE PROTOCOLS:
• Wash Cycle: Cold water only (max 30°C/90°F)
• Dry Setting: Low heat tumble
• Iron Status: DISABLED
• Bleach: Non-chlorine variants only
• Dry Clean: NOT RECOMMENDED

DEPLOYMENT SCENARIOS:
• Everyday rebellion missions
• Concert infiltration operations
• Alternative fashion gatherings
• Anti-establishment social events

WARNING: May cause increased confidence in your ugliness, attraction of fellow outcasts, and spontaneous acts of rebellion against beauty standards.

ERROR 2077: Future beauty standards not found. Embrace the ugly.

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