> INITIALIZING BUBBLE_LAB.SYS...
> RESEARCHER STATUS: FULLY CAFFEINATED
> BUBBLE OUTPUT: INFINITE

CLASSIFIED DOCUMENT: Laboratory specimen showcasing advanced bubble research conducted by our top scientist. Subject displays remarkable dedication to the art of spherical soap formations. Side effects may include: excessive joy, bubble addiction, and the urge to blow bubbles everywhere.
TECHNICAL SPECIFICATIONS:

High-grade cotton processing unit
Embedded giggle-generation technology
Multi-platform compatibility (works on humans)
Lifetime warranty against boring conversations

> DEPLOYMENT ZONES: Science labs, playgrounds, anywhere fun is required
> WARNING: May cause spontaneous bubble parties
> SYSTEM ALERT: Serious people may not compute

WEIRDTOO COMPANY - WHERE WEIRD MEETS WONDERFUL