> BOOTING UP: MONDAY MODE
> EXPRESSIVE SYSTEMS ALERT: GOOFY FACE ACTIVATED
> SECONDARY FUNCTION: “I TRIED” – BACKUP HUMOR ONLINE

ITEM CLASSIFICATION: Dual-Side Mood Display T-Shirt (Essential for Monday Survival)
HUMOR PROTOCOL: “This Is My Monday Face” – Goofy Mode Engaged, “I Tried” – Fail Badge Certified
COMPATIBILITY: Monday survivors, mood meme enthusiasts, remote-work warriors
VISUAL STATUS: Cartoon face (FRONT), “I Tried” badge (BACK) – all circuits weird
ARCHIVE STATUS: Pulled from ancient meme vaults

TECHNICAL SPECIFICATIONS:
• Material Composition: Premium spun fibers (ultra-soft systems)
• Construction: Seamless knit (comfort-max protocol)
• Collar System: Ribbed reinforcement (shape stability enabled)
• Stability Enhancement: Shoulder tape precision
• Safety Certification: Oeko-Tex verified (hazard minimization)
• Print Surface: High-contrast, geek-grade graphic transfer
• Size Range: Multiplatform fit (all humans welcome)
• Shipping Protocol: FREE (USA override active)
• Customization Subroutines: Branding available on demand

OPERATIONAL FEATURES:
• Sarcasm Engine: Turbocharged
• Relatability Circuits: 100% Output
• Comfort Mechanisms: Premium Engaged
• Monday Denial Frequency: Off the charts
• Badge of Honor: Universal fail recognition

DEPLOYMENT SCENARIOS:
• Virtual meeting camouflage
• Monday office meme escalation
• Caffeine acquisition missions
• Team huddle humor buffs
• “I Need Coffee” status declaration

CARE PROTOCOLS:
• Wash Cycle: Cold water only (max 30°C/90°F)
• Dry Setting: Low heat tumble
• Iron Status: Disabled
• Bleach: Non-chlorine only
• Dry Clean: Not recommended

WARNING: May cause uncontrollable laughter, meme bonding, and universal Monday solidarity. Mood circuitry error: Goofy, but proud.

> ERROR 404: SERIOUSNESS NOT FOUND
> SYSTEM STATUS: READY FOR MONDAY LAUNCH