> LOADING ELECTRICAL GROUNDING DATA...
> SCAN COMPLETE
> PERMANENT GROUNDING PROTOCOLS: ACTIVE

ITEM CLASSIFICATION: Lifetime Electrical Grounding Statement Tee
SHOCK PROTOCOL: "GROUNDED FOR LIFE" - When you're permanently connected to earth
COMPATIBILITY: Teens and adults requiring electrical individuality expression
VISUAL STATUS: Ground wire with striking finger (electrical hazard visualization)
LOGO PLACEMENT: WEIRDTOO sleeve branding embedded

TECHNICAL SPECIFICATIONS:
• Material Composition: 100% US cotton (ethically grown and harvested)
• Fabric Grade: Comfort and durability optimization matrix
• Collar System: Ribbed knit (shape retention protocols active)
• Design Elements: Ground wire + striking finger detail integration
• Age Range: Teen to adult compatibility (individuality expression ready)
• Versatility Rating: Casual wear or layering system compatible
• Sustainability Status: Ethical sourcing protocols confirmed
• Shipping Protocol: FREE (USA territories)
• Customization Subroutines: Available for business branding

DEPLOYMENT SCENARIOS:
• Daily electrical personality broadcasting
• Casual event individuality exhibitions
• Music festival grounding station operations
• Party electrical hazard awareness missions
• Layered wardrobe enhancement protocols
• Teen/adult rebellion statement events

ELECTRICAL GROUNDING FEATURES:
• Permanent grounding status declaration
• Ground wire visual representation
• Striking finger electrical warning system
• Quirky electrical humor integration
• Individuality expression amplification
• Versatile wardrobe compatibility

ELECTRICAL SAFETY MATRIX:
• Ground Connection: Permanent life status
• Voltage Protection: Maximum safety protocols
• Current Flow: Controlled electrical humor
• Shock Risk: Minimized through proper grounding
• Circuit Status: Individuality loop complete

MAINTENANCE PROTOCOLS:
• Wash Cycle: Cold water only (max 30°C/90°F)
• Dry Setting: Low heat tumble
• Iron Status: DISABLED
• Bleach: Non-chlorine variants only
• Dry Clean: NOT RECOMMENDED

WARNING: May cause increased electrical awareness, spontaneous grounding discussions, enhanced individuality confidence, and attraction of fellow electrically-minded individuals.

ERROR 404: Electrical conformity not found. Grounded for life mode engaged.

> GROUNDING STATUS: PERMANENT
> ELECTRICAL SAFETY: MAXIMUM
> INDIVIDUALITY CIRCUIT: ACTIVE
> END TRANSMISSION
> READY FOR LIFETIME DEPLOYMENT