> LOADING NEURAL NETWORK DATA...
> SCAN COMPLETE
> UNIQUE WIRING DETECTED

ITEM CLASSIFICATION: Neural Anomaly Statement Tee
HUMOR PROTOCOL: "I'm Just Wired Differently" - When your brain runs on different code
COMPATIBILITY: Meme enthusiasts, quirky personalities, neural misfits
LOGO STATUS: WEIRDTOO shoulder branding (customizable subroutines active)
MEME LEVEL: Maximum authenticity achieved

TECHNICAL SPECIFICATIONS:
• Material Composition: Strong, smooth fabric (optimized for print clarity)
• Size Range: S-5XL (accommodates all wiring variants)
• Construction: One-piece design (no side seam interruptions)
• Durability Matrix: Shoulder tape stabilization engaged
• Collar Type: Highly elastic ribbed knit (adaptive fit protocols)
• Fit Algorithm: Classic comfort for year-round deployment
• Customization Port: Shoulder branding modification available
• Shipping Protocol: FREE (USA territories)

DEPLOYMENT SCENARIOS:
• Birthday celebration missions
• Casual Friday operations
• Meme enthusiast gatherings
• Quirky personality exhibitions
• Neural diversity awareness events

MAINTENANCE PROTOCOLS:
• Wash Cycle: Cold water only (max 30°C/90°F)
• Dry Setting: Low heat tumble
• Iron Status: DISABLED
• Bleach: Non-chlorine variants only
• Dry Clean: NOT RECOMMENDED

WARNING: May cause increased acceptance of your unique wiring, spontaneous meme references, and attraction of fellow differently-wired humans.

ERROR 404: Normal wiring not found. Different is better.

> CUSTOMIZATION SUBROUTINES AVAILABLE
> BUSINESS BRANDING PROTOCOLS: ACTIVE
> END TRANSMISSION
> READY FOR NEURAL DEPLOYMENT