> INITIATING FELINE SUPERIORITY PROTOCOL...
> LOADING VINTAGE HUMOR SUBROUTINES...
> SCAN COMPLETE

ITEM CLASSIFICATION: Feline Aesthetic Superiority Declaration Module
HUMOR PROTOCOL: "MY CAT IS UGLIER THAN YOURS" - When ugly cats rule supreme
COMPATIBILITY: Cat lovers with superior taste in imperfect felines
ARCHIVE STATUS: Discovered in steam-powered data vault
HISTORICAL NOTE: Even Egyptian cats bow to your feline's superior ugliness

TECHNICAL SPECIFICATIONS:
• Material Composition: Premium cotton substrate (high-quality grade)
• Print Technology: Brass-infused printing mechanisms
• Thread Encoding: Copper-thread message integration
• Humor Level: Maximum Override (conventional beauty algorithms challenged)
• Comfort Rating: Steam-Smooth optimization
• Weirdness Factor: Authentically Calibrated
• Social Impact: Conversation Circuit Activated
• Size Range: Unisex heavy cotton (all human variants compatible)
• Logo Status: Changeable WEIRDTOO sleeve branding active
• Shipping Protocol: FREE (USA territories)

DEPLOYMENT SCENARIOS:
• Feline superiority broadcasting missions
• Cat lover gathering infiltrations
• Ancient Egyptian cat worship disruption protocols
• Unconventional pet aesthetic exhibitions
• Social network humor distribution protocols
• Steam-powered era fashion statements

FELINE SUPERIORITY FEATURES:
• Unique aesthetic superiority declaration
• Competing feline specimen challenge system
• Egyptian cat dynasty overthrow capability
• Unconventional beauty standard broadcasting
• Steam-vault archival authenticity
• Changeable branding adaptability

HISTORICAL UGLINESS MATRIX:
• Ancient Egyptian Cats: Still inferior to yours
• Pharaoh's Favorites: No match for your specimen
• Pyramid Guardians: Outclassed by your ugly cat
• Mummy Cats: Even death can't compete
• Sacred Temple Felines: Bow to your cat's superior ugliness

WARNING: May cause increased confidence in your cat's unique beauty, spontaneous feline superiority discussions, disruption of ancient Egyptian cat worship, and attraction of fellow ugly-cat enthusiasts.

ERROR 404: Pretty cats not found. Egyptian cats still losing the ugly contest.

> FELINE SUPERIORITY: CONFIRMED
> EGYPTIAN CATS: DEFEATED
> VINTAGE HUMOR: DEPLOYED
> END TRANSMISSION
> READY FOR ANCIENT DYNASTY OVERTHROW