> LOADING EXTRATERRESTRIAL FELINE DATA...
> SCAN COMPLETE
> ALIEN CAT PROTOCOLS: ACTIVE

ITEM CLASSIFICATION: Intergalactic Feline Statement Tee
HUMOR PROTOCOL: "E.T. Stands for Extra Terrible" - Because aliens have bad taste too
COMPATIBILITY: Quirky humans who appreciate cosmic cat humor
DESIGN STATUS: Bold alien and cat graphic fusion
BRANDING MODE: Changeable sleeve customization active

TECHNICAL SPECIFICATIONS:
• Material Composition: 100% US cotton (ethically sourced)
• Fabric Grade: Strong and smooth (optimized for print clarity)
• Size Range: S-5XL (accommodates all human variants)
• Collar System: Ribbed knit (elasticity and shape retention)
• Durability Matrix: Shoulder tape stabilization engaged
• Versatility Rating: Multi-occasion deployment ready
• Customization Port: Sleeve branding modification available
• Shipping Protocol: FREE (USA territories)

DEPLOYMENT SCENARIOS:
• Casual alien encounter missions
• Cat lover gathering infiltrations
• Quirky wardrobe statement operations
• Layering system integration protocols
• Intergalactic humor broadcasting events

ALIEN CAT FEATURES:
• Extraterrestrial feline graphic fusion
• Bold statement piece capability
• Playful cosmic humor integration
• Changeable branding adaptability
• Multi-occasion versatility matrix

MAINTENANCE PROTOCOLS:
• Wash Cycle: Cold water only (max 30°C/90°F)
• Dry Setting: Low heat tumble
• Iron Status: DISABLED
• Bleach: Non-chlorine variants only
• Dry Clean: NOT RECOMMENDED

WARNING: May cause spontaneous meowing at UFO sightings, increased appreciation for terrible alien fashion, and attraction of fellow cosmic cat enthusiasts.

ERROR 404: Good alien fashion sense not found. Extra terrible is the new trend.

> EXTRATERRESTRIAL HUMOR: DEPLOYED
> FELINE FUSION: COMPLETE
> CUSTOMIZATION SUBROUTINES: AVAILABLE
> END TRANSMISSION
> READY FOR COSMIC DEPLOYMENT