> SCANNING EXTRATERRESTRIAL_HUMOR.SYS...
> ALIEN MOOD: CRITICALLY LOW
> BUBBLE INTERFERENCE: DETECTED

XENOLOGICAL DISCOVERY: Rare specimen of disgruntled alien visitor surrounded by Earth's primitive bubble-making rituals. Subject appears confused and annoyed by human bubble obsession. Our xenobiology department confirms this is peak intergalactic comedy.
ALIEN SPECIFICATIONS:

Steampunk-enhanced extraterrestrial technology
Grumpy-alien-proof fabric matrix
Universal humor translation protocols
Guaranteed to confuse other aliens

> TARGET AUDIENCE: Sci-fi fans, alien enthusiasts, bubble rebels
> SIDE EFFECTS: Uncontrollable laughter, alien sympathy
> WARNING: May attract actual aliens seeking bubble explanations

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